🎅Sleazy Greetings | 9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set😂
🎅Sleazy Greetings | 9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set😂
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Send some shock and laughs with our 9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set. These offensive cards are sure to stir up some holiday fun. Perfect for the sarcastic prankster in your life. (Caution: may cause excessive laughter and potentially awkward family moments.)
9 Festive Cards
- All The Shit You Wanted (Blank Inside)
- Chestnuts Roasting (Blank Inside)
- Five Fucking Bucks (Blank Inside)
- Holy Shit What A Year (Blank Inside)
- I Can't Feel My Legs (Blank Inside)
- Look A Lot Like Fuck This (Blank Inside)
- Merry Christmas Asshole (Blank Inside)
- Merry Christmas Saggy Balls (Blank Inside)
- You Pussy Ass Bitch (Blank Inside)
Our 5 x 7 inch cards are printed in Colorado on a paper matte stock and come with a matching kraft envelope made with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show you care, inside and out!
Specification：
- Size：5*7in
- Material：Renewable paper
- Package: Kraft envelope + greeting card
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