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🎅Sleazy Greetings | 9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set😂

🎅Sleazy Greetings | 9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set😂

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$35.99
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🌊 Wave-Like Motion – Gentle wingbeats soothe like ocean tides

🔋 USB-C Rechargeable – 400 mAh battery for cordless calm

🌳 Natural Wood Finish – Beech & walnut, uniquely hand-detailed

📏 Compact Design – 24×24×18 cm; fits anywhere, brings peace

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" Item was well packaged and arrived in perfect condition. I was a little hesitant that it wouldn’t be as cool as in person but it’s a fantastic mechanism and exactly as described! "

Taylor C. (Florida, USA)

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Send some shock and laughs with our 9 Worst Christmas Cards Ever Set. These offensive cards are sure to stir up some holiday fun. Perfect for the sarcastic prankster in your life. (Caution: may cause excessive laughter and potentially awkward family moments.)

9 Festive Cards

  • All The Shit You Wanted (Blank Inside)
  • Chestnuts Roasting (Blank Inside)
  • Five Fucking Bucks (Blank Inside)
  • Holy Shit What A Year (Blank Inside)
  • I Can't Feel My Legs (Blank Inside)
  • Look A Lot Like Fuck This (Blank Inside)
  • Merry Christmas Asshole (Blank Inside)
  • Merry Christmas Saggy Balls (Blank Inside)
  • You Pussy Ass Bitch (Blank Inside)

Our 5 x 7 inch cards are printed in Colorado on a paper matte stock and come with a matching kraft envelope made with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show you care, inside and out!

Specification：

  • Size：5*7in
  • Material：Renewable paper
  • Package: Kraft envelope + greeting card

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✨ Customer Reviews & Experiences

Real feedback from real buyers. Discover why our customers love the calming presence and unique craftsmanship of Mantanox.

Emily R.
Verified Buyer
“Smooth, silent, mesmerizing motion. I keep it on my desk and it instantly relaxes me during work.”
Daniel M.
Verified Buyer
“Stunning craftsmanship. The wood grain looks amazing and the glide feels like real art in motion.”
Olivia H. 
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“Bought as a gift—huge hit! Unique, calming, and beautifully made. It’s our living room centerpiece.”
 Michael T.
Verified Buyer
“Compact yet elegant. Fits perfectly on my shelf and always gets compliments. Very soothing motion.”
David S.
Verified Buyer
“Got this for my dad—he loved it. Relaxing to watch, though shipping took longer than expected.”
Hannah P.
Verified Buyer
“Silent, smooth, and gorgeous. The wood detail is incredible, and the rechargeable design is handy.”
Mark L.
Verified Buyer
“Pretty design but smaller than I thought. For the price, I expected something more premium.”
Sarah J.
Verified Buyer
“Nice motion, but mine arrived with a scratch on the base. Support fixed it, still a bit disappointing.”
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