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2025 Fuck The Year Adult Calendar

2025 Fuck The Year Adult Calendar

4.9/5 global ratings 🌏
$28.99
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🌊 Wave-Like Motion – Gentle wingbeats soothe like ocean tides

🔋 USB-C Rechargeable – 400 mAh battery for cordless calm

🌳 Natural Wood Finish – Beech & walnut, uniquely hand-detailed

📏 Compact Design – 24×24×18 cm; fits anywhere, brings peace

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" Item was well packaged and arrived in perfect condition. I was a little hesitant that it wouldn’t be as cool as in person but it’s a fantastic mechanism and exactly as described! "

Taylor C. (Florida, USA)

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💬 Contact Us: magellax@proton.me

🤣Bring humour to your year with the Fuck The Year adult calendar. Start your day with a laugh, and embrace another crappy year with a little profanity.

Each month features hilarious, offensive designs perfect for anyone who appreciates edgy humour, and has had enough of this shit!

Printed in high quality on 250gsm card, this calendar is A4 sized (A3 when opened) - or A5 sized (A4 when opened) if you choose the smaller option!

🎁The ideal gift for those who don't take life too seriously.

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✨ Customer Reviews & Experiences

Real feedback from real buyers. Discover why our customers love the calming presence and unique craftsmanship of Mantanox.

Emily R.
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“Smooth, silent, mesmerizing motion. I keep it on my desk and it instantly relaxes me during work.”
Daniel M.
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“Stunning craftsmanship. The wood grain looks amazing and the glide feels like real art in motion.”
Olivia H. 
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“Bought as a gift—huge hit! Unique, calming, and beautifully made. It’s our living room centerpiece.”
 Michael T.
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“Compact yet elegant. Fits perfectly on my shelf and always gets compliments. Very soothing motion.”
David S.
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“Got this for my dad—he loved it. Relaxing to watch, though shipping took longer than expected.”
Hannah P.
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“Silent, smooth, and gorgeous. The wood detail is incredible, and the rechargeable design is handy.”
Mark L.
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“Pretty design but smaller than I thought. For the price, I expected something more premium.”
Sarah J.
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“Nice motion, but mine arrived with a scratch on the base. Support fixed it, still a bit disappointing.”
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