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2025 Desk Calendar for Tired-Ass Employees-Shit I Want To Say At Work But Can't

2025 Desk Calendar for Tired-Ass Employees-Shit I Want To Say At Work But Can't

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🌊 Wave-Like Motion – Gentle wingbeats soothe like ocean tides

🔋 USB-C Rechargeable – 400 mAh battery for cordless calm

🌳 Natural Wood Finish – Beech & walnut, uniquely hand-detailed

📏 Compact Design – 24×24×18 cm; fits anywhere, brings peace
" Item was well packaged and arrived in perfect condition. I was a little hesitant that it wouldn’t be as cool as in person but it’s a fantastic mechanism and exactly as described! "

Taylor C. (Florida, USA)

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️This 2025 Humor Calendar is the perfect gift for anyone frustrated by the daily grind - whether it's for yourself, a colleague or a friend who appreciates some genuine office humor.

This desk calendar is the perfect way to get through the workday with a laugh—featuring the bold and hilarious phrase, "Shit I Think About at Work But Can't Fucking Say Out Loud" on the front.

Each month brings a new, snarky reminder of what we all wish we could say but never do, with the added bonus of "2025: One year closer to telling everyone to fuck off" to keep things real.

Size:

10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm)

Package includes:
1 x 2025 Humor Desk Calendar

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✨ Customer Reviews & Experiences

Real feedback from real buyers. Discover why our customers love the calming presence and unique craftsmanship of Mantanox.

Emily R.
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“Smooth, silent, mesmerizing motion. I keep it on my desk and it instantly relaxes me during work.”
Daniel M.
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“Stunning craftsmanship. The wood grain looks amazing and the glide feels like real art in motion.”
Olivia H. 
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“Bought as a gift—huge hit! Unique, calming, and beautifully made. It’s our living room centerpiece.”
 Michael T.
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“Compact yet elegant. Fits perfectly on my shelf and always gets compliments. Very soothing motion.”
David S.
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“Got this for my dad—he loved it. Relaxing to watch, though shipping took longer than expected.”
Hannah P.
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“Silent, smooth, and gorgeous. The wood detail is incredible, and the rechargeable design is handy.”
Mark L.
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“Pretty design but smaller than I thought. For the price, I expected something more premium.”
Sarah J.
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“Nice motion, but mine arrived with a scratch on the base. Support fixed it, still a bit disappointing.”
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